RUB coaster

Zdravstvuy, comrades! This RUB coaster, carved with Russia’s red, white, and blue, is sturdier than a Lada surviving a Siberian pothole. Painted to handle borscht splashes or kvass spills, it’s the babushka-approved shield your table needs. Toss it under your tea glass and pretend you’re toasting at a dacha, because this coaster’s as Russian as arguing over who makes the best pelmeni!